okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
I was sleeping in the same room as my aunt, and she said I woke her up to say “come play with me auntie”
And my mom said I went in a hallway ran, and jumped, threw up my hands and yelled “100!”